Chase Porter, my red headed hero

I'm marrying the most wonderful man on the face of the planet. And many of you already know this, especially if you know Chase. It's pretty much already been recorded in the book of something official for all posterity to see.

But I know his wonderfulness especially today because he just fixed an annoying habit (of late) of my computer to do this weird "disc scan" thingy when I turn my laptop on. I rarely turn it all the way off, but put it in sleep mode or it's equivalent. I do this so that when I lift the lid, it pops awake and lets me get to work and there is no wait. Because I hate waiting. I mean, all this newfangled technology is mean to go at the speed of light, right?! Well, that's what I expect. And nothing less.

So Chase has often heard me complain about my retarded computer being sooooo slllllooooowwwww. I tend to blame it on him because he downloaded anti-spy ware and all this other helpful stuff on my computer that RUNS tests while I'm working!! And it slows my computer down. Therefore nixing out any helpful components what-so-ever.

Well, I get home from work today and Chase says.... "I'm working on fixing your computer, it's almost done (it's done now and all better) and guess what? I ordered you something online today." Well.... if you know Chase, you know that he's wonderful. If you know me, you know I love a PRESENT! So my pupils are all dialated, my heart is racing, a slight smudge of froth has appeared at the corner of my mouth, and I wheeze out... "well?! What is IT?!" And Chase the Wonderful replies "well, you know if it's from me, it's practical." And I gush "Jewelry is practical. VERY practical." Then Chase confesses "I ordered an upgrade of 2G ram for your laptop."

And ladies and gentlemen, I nearly exploded. Like, all over the room. Shards of Leigh Ann stuck in the ceiling, plastered on the wall, oozing down the windows.... it could have been incredible. But I remembered to breathe, and promptly squeeled, "Chase Porter, you are the most wonderful man in the world!! I love you, I love you, I love you!!!"

I mean, what could be more perfect for an impatient girl like me?! A 2G ram upgrade. You know what I have now? No wait, I can't tell you, it's too embarrassing. . . . . . okay, I will! 512mb. Oh the shame! The horror! And my Most Wonderful Man of All Time is fixing it for me. Sigh. Can we move the wedding date up, to like, tomorrow? I need to get this man on lock down. NOW. I can't be leaving it up to the wiles of fate for the next 131 days. I need to get a ring on that man's finger pronto. ;-)