Seriously? .........no

Working hard for the money in the bookstore the other day and this lady walks in with a book. She holds it up and says "I bought this book here and I've finished reading it. So, can I exchange it for another one now?" Caught off guard, I was like, "huh"? I couldn't believe it. Does this look like a library to you? No! You cannot just exchange it for another one. In a perfect world, maybe. But I hate to break it to you, but this is the farthest thing from perfect. I probably should have directed her to the nearest library. That is where I ought to work. In a place where books are free. You just have to bring them back. That is probably the closest thing we'll get to perfect.